Okay so my roommate pointed this fact out to me tonight during the Sunday Night Football game intros. I knew this before but forgot about it. Tony Romo is sponsored by Starter brand. On the surface this isn't even a story but when you sit back and think about it, it makes Tony Romo just such a douche bag. Like who the fuck is sponsored by Starter. News flash, if you're sponsored by Starter you're basically telling everyone you suck dick and love to wallow in mediocrity.
When you think of the greatest athletes who are they sponsored by? Nike, Reebok, Adidas. LeBron, Jeter, Clay Matthews, Larry Fitzgerald, shit even rookies like RG3. All sponsored by the big dogs. Michael Jordan was so good he has his own brand. Jordan. It's his own name because because everyone wants to get on his dick because of his greatness. When I think of Starter brand I think of Wal-Mart. Like a crappy little weird kid getting sports gear bought for him by his mom. "What do you want for football little Johnny?" "Mommy! Mommy! I want to wear Starter like my hero Tony because I want to be average and I hate my life!" "Sounds good Johnny! Let's go to Wal-Mart and pick some out!" Sweet life guys.
No. I'd never do that. I'll wear Nike or Adidas because I'm a normal human. I'm gonna go to Dick's or online to Eastbay and pick out legit sporting equipment and clothing because I don't want to look like the biggest squid on Earth. Just when I thought you couldn't be a bigger douche Romo, you totally go out and redeem yourself. Congratulations.
P.S. - I apologize if you wear Starter brand even though you make up like .09% of the population.
