Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Is Lamar Odom in the movie Big Daddy?


-ESPN Lamar Odom, breaking weeks of silence on his current state of mind, tweeted on Tuesday about what he describes as a very "dark time" and how his "absent" father is to blame for his "downfall."
The 33-year-old NBA veteran, posting an extended message via his Twitter account, broke his silence in a rare emotional outburst. He spoke out against what he called his father passing on his "demons" and damaging comments his father had tossed off about his wife and in-laws.
This is straight out of the movie Big Daddy. Lamar Odom isn't mad at us, he's just mad at his dad. It's his dad's fault that he has addiction problems and married the ugliest Kardashian. Who else can you blame? The actual guy making the decisions? No way. Dad passed on those "demons". Blowing coke, getting DUIs, and marrying ugly broads is passed on through your DNA. No other explanation. 
Me- "Hey Lamar, who won the Jets game?"
Lamar- "Who cares?"
Me- "Let it go Lamar he can't control you anymore." 
Lamar left basketball and had personal problems because he was mad at his dad so I forgive him. 

Another Point for Team Dog




Yahoo - We sometimes take for granted just how intuitive and helpful dogs can be. They serve as guides for the blind, search-and-rescue officers, and bomb detectors, but they are also fiercely loyal to their owners — no matter how young or old. That is evidenced in a recent YouTube video from Turkey, in which a cocker spaniel shows that it is more than just a playful pup.
On the Kabak Koyu beach in southwestern Turkey, a woman is throwing a ball for the dog while her child crawls around in the sand. Small children are, of course, artful escapees, and suddenly the child is going full-bore straight at the ocean. The spaniel, dropping playtime immediately, races down to the surf and plops down in the sand between the child and the waves, drawing the family's attention just as the adventurous youngster is about to hit the water. One commenter wrote, "Face it. Dogs are better than humans." After seeing this video, it's hard to disagree.
Here we go. Mans best friend at it again and another point for dogs. Baby is about to get caught in the water and drown so the dog reacts against his instincts and instead of going for a ball, goes to save the baby. What would a cat do in this situation? Probably says fuck it and keeps licking itself. Wouldn't even think about going near that water. Doesn't give a shit about anyone except itself. Team dog. 

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Adam Schefter is a Nerd


This does it. Confirms Schefter as a nerd and Melvin and whatever you want to call him. Complete non-athlete turned sports journalist know-it-all. Chris Carter and Keyshawn snag footballs from the juggs machine like men, like it's nothing. Schefter gets all scared and backs away and wears safety glasses like he's never played a sport with a ball in his life. Really bro? The force of the ball from the juggs machine knocked you over backwards? Squidsville central right there.

Schefter is the dude that you purposely hit the softball to in high school gym class softball. He's the guy you pick on in dodgeball. He's the dude you never pass the ball to in pick up basketball. He's the guy that always said he was open every play in flag football but you never passed the ball to and then when you finally caved and  threw him the ball he flat out drops it with nobody around. Like bro there's a reason the other team leaves you completely wide open.

Then these guys because expert sports analysts on major sports networks. Mind-boggling.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

John McCain Not a Dodgers Pool Party Fan


Classic crusty old white man thinking he needs to throw his 2-cents into the sporting world because he used to be in the news. Don't you have elections to go lose bro? Don't like celebratory pool parties? You'll never get my vote now. 

Friday, September 20, 2013

Where does Stevie Johnson get his fashion sense?


Does he just wake up and throw clothes on in the dark? Like I don't know if the shit he throws on is planned or he just doesn't care. Genius outfit. Shirt of himself. 

Why is Mike Holmgren Ripping the Browns?

-ESPN Former Cleveland Browns president Mike Holmgren blasted the team Thursday, questioning why it would trade second-year running back Trent Richardson to the Indianapolis Colts and saying he would quit if the same move happened while he was a head coach.

"How do you make your team better by trading your best player?'' Holmgren told Sports Radio 950 KJR in Seattle, according to The Plain Dealer of Cleveland. "He's the best offensive player. He's a valuable, valuable guy.''
Holmgren was the reason Richardson initially landed in Cleveland, as he traded up a spot in the 2012 NFL draft to take the former Alabama star with the No. 3 overall pick. Holmgren eventually was let go at the end of last season by new Browns owner Jimmy Haslam and CEO Joe Banner
Uhhh why did they trade your boy T.Rich? Maybe because he actually wasn't that good. Look you can get into the fact that Richardson is a beast and everything and huge but the fact is he averages like 3.4 yards per carry. Last time I checked that's not very good. And you can say that his team is awful but even good running on bad teams do better than 3.4 yards per carry. Your pick sucked plain and simple. You also drafted Weedon with a first round pick too so essentially you blew two first round picks in the same year. That's why the team go rid of you bro. That's why they traded your boy. How do you make your team better by trading your best players you ask? You make it better by getting rid of your crappy picks for more picks, so another guy can draft better players, that's how. 

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Could care less who Bills draft


Like I really don't give a shit. They want to draft a QB. Go for it. They want to take a tackle. More power to them. They want to take a punter? Wooooooo. Doesn't matter. Honestly if they take a QB like Smith, Barkley, or Nassib with the 8th pick I don't give 2 shits. What's the worst that could happen? They suck and the Bills finish with a top 10 pick again next year and we can take another crack at it all over again like the last decade. Doesn't fucking matter. Like really I'd rather take somebody else with the 8th pick then snatch up a Barkley or Nassib in the second or third round but honestly it doesn't matter. I'm still going to go to games and watch them because it's an excuse for me to drink excessive amounts of alcohol in a parking lot and get shitfaced with strangers and shout Go Bills and kick midgets and shit.

If the Bills take someone and you bitch and moan about it that's the wrong attitude. Just accept it and move on. Nobody fucking knows how good the players will be when they come into the NFL. I'm not a fucking scout or draft expert and neither is anyone else unless you work for an NFL team. Just drink beer and watch games with friends and eat chicken wing dip and shit and have a good time. No need to be the next Mel Kiper or Todd McShay.

PS - I want Nassib or Barkley. So sue me I think they have a chance to be decent but go ahead and crucify me for thinking that because every talking head on ESPN says it's a down QB class. Russell Wilson and shit just remember that.