This does it. Confirms Schefter as a nerd and Melvin and whatever you want to call him. Complete non-athlete turned sports journalist know-it-all. Chris Carter and Keyshawn snag footballs from the juggs machine like men, like it's nothing. Schefter gets all scared and backs away and wears safety glasses like he's never played a sport with a ball in his life. Really bro? The force of the ball from the juggs machine knocked you over backwards? Squidsville central right there.
Schefter is the dude that you purposely hit the softball to in high school gym class softball. He's the guy you pick on in dodgeball. He's the dude you never pass the ball to in pick up basketball. He's the guy that always said he was open every play in flag football but you never passed the ball to and then when you finally caved and threw him the ball he flat out drops it with nobody around. Like bro there's a reason the other team leaves you completely wide open.
Then these guys because expert sports analysts on major sports networks. Mind-boggling.
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