March Madness

So I start off every March Madness hoping my bracket is perfect and I win all the money in my pool. But that just doesn't happen. It never happens for anyone and you can know as much about college basketball as you want but it doesn't matter. Some kid whose nine year older sister filled out his bracket based on uniform colors is going to win. Just works that way for the most part.

Because of this I always root for the all the seeds above 10. I want utter madness. I want everyone's bracket to look like a shit. Why not. Odds are if they are big upsets and a lot happen then nobody saw that coming and everyone's bracket is screwed and you're still sitting pretty anyways. I love seeing people on twitter go off about a 1,2 or 3 seed losing to a lower seed. Gets me hard because I love the madness. That's what's great about this time of year anyways, that it's anyone's game. 

Like Ole Miss. I hope that team gets to the Final Four. Imagine Marshall Henderson in Atlanta. Dude's going to be blowing coke on the sideline then pop into the game for a quick 3 to steal the show. Then go rage in the downtown ATL and sip on rum n' cokes all night at the club. That's just what Marshall Henderson's do. They ball and then sip because they don't care. Just like me, I don't care if they bust my bracket. Just let Marshall Henderson's ball and sip. Look at him at the top of this blog, just doesn't care. Double fists Coors Lights and flashes gang signs with a bunch of weenies. 

Also want Creighton just because of McDermott. Love that kid. Actually haven't watched him that much but he seems like he hustles a lot and works hard. Prototypical butt-slapping work hard kid. Love it. 

P.S. - I root for every upset unless it's against Syracuse or Florida. If FGCU wins then screw them gator bait.

P.P.S - Don't care if Ole Miss loses tonight I bet La Salle has a dude that sips and clubs just as hard.