Adam Schefter is a Nerd

This does it. Confirms Schefter as a nerd and Melvin and whatever you want to call him. Complete non-athlete turned sports journalist know-it-all. Chris Carter and Keyshawn snag footballs from the juggs machine like men, like it's nothing. Schefter gets all scared and backs away and wears safety glasses like he's never played a sport with a ball in his life. Really bro? The force of the ball from the juggs machine knocked you over backwards? Squidsville central right there.

Schefter is the dude that you purposely hit the softball to in high school gym class softball. He's the guy you pick on in dodgeball. He's the dude you never pass the ball to in pick up basketball. He's the guy that always said he was open every play in flag football but you never passed the ball to and then when you finally caved and  threw him the ball he flat out drops it with nobody around. Like bro there's a reason the other team leaves you completely wide open.

Then these guys because expert sports analysts on major sports networks. Mind-boggling.

John McCain Not a Dodgers Pool Party Fan

Classic crusty old white man thinking he needs to throw his 2-cents into the sporting world because he used to be in the news. Don't you have elections to go lose bro? Don't like celebratory pool parties? You'll never get my vote now. 

Where does Stevie Johnson get his fashion sense?

Does he just wake up and throw clothes on in the dark? Like I don't know if the shit he throws on is planned or he just doesn't care. Genius outfit. Shirt of himself. 

Why is Mike Holmgren Ripping the Browns?

-ESPN Former Cleveland Browns president Mike Holmgren blasted the team Thursday, questioning why it would trade second-year running back Trent Richardson to the Indianapolis Colts and saying he would quit if the same move happened while he was a head coach.

"How do you make your team better by trading your best player?'' Holmgren told Sports Radio 950 KJR in Seattle, according to The Plain Dealer of Cleveland. "He's the best offensive player. He's a valuable, valuable guy.''

Holmgren was the reason Richardson initially landed in Cleveland, as he traded up a spot in the 2012 NFL draft to take the former Alabama star with the No. 3 overall pick. Holmgren eventually was let go at the end of last season by new Browns owner Jimmy Haslam and CEO Joe Banner

Uhhh why did they trade your boy T.Rich? Maybe because he actually wasn't that good. Look you can get into the fact that Richardson is a beast and everything and huge but the fact is he averages like 3.4 yards per carry. Last time I checked that's not very good. And you can say that his team is awful but even good running on bad teams do better than 3.4 yards per carry. Your pick sucked plain and simple. You also drafted Weedon with a first round pick too so essentially you blew two first round picks in the same year. That's why the team go rid of you bro. That's why they traded your boy. How do you make your team better by trading your best players you ask? You make it better by getting rid of your crappy picks for more picks, so another guy can draft better players, that's how. 

Could care less who Bills draft

Like I really don't give a shit. They want to draft a QB. Go for it. They want to take a tackle. More power to them. They want to take a punter? Wooooooo. Doesn't matter. Honestly if they take a QB like Smith, Barkley, or Nassib with the 8th pick I don't give 2 shits. What's the worst that could happen? They suck and the Bills finish with a top 10 pick again next year and we can take another crack at it all over again like the last decade. Doesn't fucking matter. Like really I'd rather take somebody else with the 8th pick then snatch up a Barkley or Nassib in the second or third round but honestly it doesn't matter. I'm still going to go to games and watch them because it's an excuse for me to drink excessive amounts of alcohol in a parking lot and get shitfaced with strangers and shout Go Bills and kick midgets and shit.

If the Bills take someone and you bitch and moan about it that's the wrong attitude. Just accept it and move on. Nobody fucking knows how good the players will be when they come into the NFL. I'm not a fucking scout or draft expert and neither is anyone else unless you work for an NFL team. Just drink beer and watch games with friends and eat chicken wing dip and shit and have a good time. No need to be the next Mel Kiper or Todd McShay.

PS - I want Nassib or Barkley. So sue me I think they have a chance to be decent but go ahead and crucify me for thinking that because every talking head on ESPN says it's a down QB class. Russell Wilson and shit just remember that.

How Desperate is Mike Brown?

 ESPN - CLEVELAND -- The Cleveland Cavaliers have officially rehired Mike Brown as their coach.

Brown, who led the Cavs to five consecutive playoff appearances before he was fired in 2010, is returning to the team for a second time. Brown will replace Byron Scott, the man who replaced him three years ago but was fired last week following Cleveland's third straight losing season.

How desperate are you for work when your employer who basically spat in your face three years ago wants you to come back and you take the job? Dan Gilbert basically fired Brown to try and appease LeBron and get him to stay in Cleveland. Like I know that LeBron is basically the greatest basketball player on Earth right now but as a coach, if my owner is putting a player above me, THE COACH, the guy who is supposed to run the shit, I'm fucking pissed and not coming back. I'm not letting somebody tell me a player is above me and then coming back after that. No way. There is some young talent though in Cleveland and you never know LeBron could be back in a few years to play with Irving and D Waiters. How the fuck would that dynamic work? Like would LeBron be like "Sorry bro I got you fired but it's cool now cuz I can play with Kyrie and he balls hard." Only time will tell. 

Where is my logic wrong here???

Alright so really where is my logic wrong here? USA won the gold in basketball at the Olympics. Sure I understand the point that "Team USA" won the gold and defeated "Team Spain" but really you gotta look a little deeper than just "nope it means USA is world champs." That's an illogical way to look at it bro. It's the Olympics, not an every year league.

Look at it like this guy. The best American players beat the best Spanish players. This would lead the average layman to believe that the NBA is better than the Spanish Basketball League team. Wait, is my logic wrong here? Okay just checking. So that would then again lead the average layman to believe that the best NBA team who wins the championship to be better than the best Spanish Basketball League team who wins their respective championship. Are you still with me here? Am I wrong yet? Logic and shit, that's all I'm doing here is talking logic.

So if the best NBA team from this logic is better than the best Spanish Basketball League team than how would the NBA championship team not be the World Champs? It's like A=B=C, transitive property and shit, straight geometry lesson dog. Like sure you're right I cannot fucking assume they'd win and be world champs but how close to do you want the logic to get without them actually playing a fucking game?

NFL part is laughable because no other country can play American Football on our level. Wouldn't even be fucking close if we played France or some other country in American Football.

PS - I don't count MLB with World Baseball Classic because we don't care about that shit for some reason. We don't even put our best players in the WBC. No Verlander? No Trout? No Strasburg? No Weaver? No Ian Kinsler? I could go on but bottom line is I don't count that shit.

PPS - Classic comment capture. Heat won the championship last year. LeBron, Bosh, Wade, Chalmers, Howard, Battier, Miller, Haslem, Cole, Anthony. Which one of those championship players is foreign? Zero. Plus American basketball players play in foreign countries. You know which ones do that? The bad ones who can't play in the NBA.

PPPS - Classic more comments. Yeah their best come play here because there is no competition in foreign leagues and they can make bank here bro. Name a foreign player better than Melo, LeBron, Wade, CP3, Griffen, Durant, Duncan, Harden, Westbrook, Irving, D Williams, Wall, Jefferson, Howard, Pierce, Garnett..really maybe Dirk or Tony Parker. Kobe doesn't count I don't care that he was born in France because his dad played there because of exactly my point before, he wasn't good enough for the NBA so he played in a foreign country plus Kobe is an American citizen. Seriously lets just fucking make the Heat play the SBL's champion I know where I'm putting my money. Fucking Merica.