Really Long Run On Sentence

So this once time spaghetti rained from the sky when King Ninja Platypus came from his space empire of Guatemala when he was really obsessed with gaining weight because he wanted to get really fat so he could claim disability for being over 300 pounds which is really fat because my aunt Ja'kwonda is that fat and she can't really move and this one time she told me a story about how when you hit things with sticks really hard then all you're doing is hitting something with a stick really hard unless it breaks because breakable things break sometimes when you hit them really hard like my buddy Winston he has glasses and I threw a baseball at his face and broke his glasses and his mother Patricia the goddess of Canadian love bought new glasses for him but also picked a whole pan pizza which was topped with only sausage because that's all we like to eat in the summer time when Neptune is extremely close to Earth and it's not planet Earth it's just Earth when people say planet Earth that's really a misnomer that a lot of people say anyways because they're ignorant and prefer peppers to onions when they lay on a hammock by the mountainside which is loaded with Billy Goats who prefer to graze on the grasses of the mountains because they are high in fiber which is great for anyone's diet when they want to stay regular.