Tony Romo Sponsored By Starter Brand

Okay so my roommate pointed this fact out to me tonight during the Sunday Night Football game intros. I knew this before but forgot about it. Tony Romo is sponsored by Starter brand. On the surface this isn't even a story but when you sit back and think about it, it makes Tony Romo just such a douche bag. Like who the fuck is sponsored by Starter. News flash, if you're sponsored by Starter you're basically telling everyone you suck dick and love to wallow in mediocrity.

When you think of the greatest athletes who are they sponsored by? Nike, Reebok, Adidas. LeBron, Jeter, Clay Matthews, Larry Fitzgerald, shit even rookies like RG3. All sponsored by the big dogs. Michael Jordan was so good he has his own brand. Jordan. It's his own name because because everyone wants to get on his dick because of his greatness. When I think of Starter brand I think of Wal-Mart. Like a crappy little weird kid getting sports gear bought for him by his mom. "What do you want for football little Johnny?" "Mommy! Mommy! I want to wear Starter like my hero Tony because I want to be average and I hate my life!" "Sounds good Johnny! Let's go to Wal-Mart and pick some out!" Sweet life guys. 

No. I'd never do that. I'll wear Nike or Adidas because I'm a normal human. I'm gonna go to Dick's or online to Eastbay and pick out legit sporting equipment and clothing because I don't want to look like the biggest squid on Earth. Just when I thought you couldn't be a bigger douche Romo, you totally go out and redeem yourself. Congratulations. 

P.S. - I apologize if you wear Starter brand even though you make up like .09% of the population.

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Attention Women, Apparently Roofies Are Not Your Worst Enemy

So apparently roofies are not your worst enemy while you're in college and going to parties and to the bar. Alcohol is because 3 out 4 female college students who are victims of sexual assault were under the influence of alcohol. Alcohol is the new number one date rape drug!

I don't know where to begin with this because it is just so stupid. Yea roofies are not the #1 date rape drug...Oh wait actually they are because they are the fucking date rape drug. They actually began as being called the date rape drug. Alcohol on the other hand has been around for thousands of years. And here is my actual problem with this, no shit 3 out of 4 college females reported being under the influence of alcohol when they were sexually assaulted, because they were at a bar or a house party getting their drink on. Everyone there is drinking. The whole fucking reason roofies are called the date rape drug is because some fucking weirdo slips them in your drink when you don't know so he can rape you. You have no control over it. You do have control over how much alcohol you drink. If your a twig and weigh 80 lbs you probably don't Animal House it and chug 7 or 8 beers, common sense.

Its not like weirdos are slipping distilled alcohol into girls glasses of orange juice or cranberry juice at the bar.  That's called a fucking well drink. A cocktail isn't a date rape drink its what I order when it's a special for 2 dollars on Saturday night. On the other hand I've never heard anybody order a scotch and water with a shot of roofies. Just doesn't happen. Therefore roofies are the date rape drug and alcohol is still alcohol. Get your shit straight SJFC.

Guy Uses Stun Gun on Pizza Delivery Guy

A Daytona Beach man used a stun gun on a Papa John’s deliveryman in a failed attempt to grab his pizzas, police said. Christopher Collins, 19, faces a charge of armed robbery with a weapon for the Monday night incident, Daytona Beach Police said in an arrest affidavit. The Papa John’s employee went to deliver two pies to a unit at 525 N. Halifax Avenue that was dark, but Collins eventually met him outside. He asked what the total was, the deliveryman said $26.09, and Collins went back toward the unit before returning seconds later, police said. Collins then again asked “How much?,” the deliveryman took out a small flashlight to illuminate the receipt, and Collins shocked him in the stomach with a stun gun, according to police. He tried to grab the pizzas, but the Papa John’s employee forcefully pulled them from Collins, who ran west toward the river, police said. 

Why is this guy using a stun gun to try and rob the pizza delivery guy? And why is he trying to rob pizza? I get it you're hungry and trying to get some food but just go rob a supermarket or convenience store. Like all you have to do is go swipe a box of cereal or some cans of soup. Much easier than trying to rob the pizza guy. And using a stun gun? Is this guy a woman? Just clock the pizza guy in the face and grab the pizza. 

-Side note - How bro is this pizza guy fighting through a stun gun shock and reclaiming his pizzas. Talk about a guy who fights for his employer. I've worked in a pizzeria and delivery drivers are usually complete squids. This guy must have been the ultimate pizza delivery bro. True pizza warrior.

Guy Tries to Cook a Squirrel and Destroys 8 Apartments

A fire that destroyed eight units at an apartment complex in Holland Township, Mich., is believed to have been sparked by a man using a propane torch to cook a squirrel for lunch, the fire chief said. The resident was on a deck on the third floor of the Clearview Apartments. He was using a the torch to burn off the squirrel’s fur when the deck caught fire,Fire Chief Jim Kohsel told MLive.com. The resident, whose name was not released, was removing the animal’s fur in preparation to eat it, Kohsel said, according to mlive.com. Flames spread to the roof and other parts of the building. Eight apartments were destroyed and two dozen other units were damaged by smoke and water, the fire chief said.

First of all let me preface this by saying I like squirrels. They're quirky and generally fun to watch do random shit if you see one outside while you're sitting in a classroom and you're bored.

Second of all this guy is a dumbass. Look I'm not mister outdoors or anything but even I know if you're gonna kill and then cook an animal you have to skin it. And you don't skin it with a blowtorch. Total squid move. I feel like this guy was scared to get his hands dirty actually skinning it and went with the eww gross ill just burn it approach. How did that turn out? Oh ya you burned 8 apartments moron.

Moral of the story. When it comes to cooking animals be a man about it and don't take shortcuts. At least that's what I got from it.

-Reginald

New #1 Douche = A-Rod

"Alex was holding a pen and wrote a note on a ball which was thrown at the women by a ball boy,'' the witness explained. "The girls, who had already caught two balls, seemed bemused at first and tried to hand the ball to another fan, but other fans noticed the note on it and yelled at them to read it. "The note asked them to write their phone numbers on the ball and throw it back,'' the witness said. "One of the girls, with darker blond hair, wrote . . . on the ball and threw it back at A-Rod, who gave her a big smile." "They exchanged a few glances after that,'' as A-Rod took a powder while a pinch-hitter took his place at the plate.

This is a joke right. Like you suck dick in the playoffs when shit matters and you're sending baseballs to hot girls asking them for the their phone number? News flash buddy, if you're an athlete, nobody wants your D when you're getting benched in crunch time. There's a reason Jeter can fuck any hot chick he wants in NYC, because hes the fucking man, and he fucking produces. Crusty old Ibanez is taking your spot and hitting clutch homers in the ninth and shit while you twidle your dick in the dugout.

Girls want alpha males A-Rod. Boomstick, bomb smashing, dinger hitting alpha males. Not dudes getting benched and dropping to 50th in the batting order. Figure your shit out before Yankee fans decide to buy out the remainder of your contract. 

-Reginald

Preschool Teacher Jams 19 Kids In Car

-Yahoo News "According to reports from Pretoria, South Africa, teacher Melanie Minnie from the Rietfontein nursery school decided last Wednesday to haul her 31 wards to a mall about a mile away for a celebratory lunch. While such a trip would involve a convoy of minivans at most American preschools, for reasons that no one has yet to unearth, Minnie decided to haul all of the children herself in a Renault Clio, a subcompact five-door hatchback. Mall patrons apparently noticed children tumbling from the Clio like circus clowns and called police, who found three children in Minnie's front seat, 11 in the rear seat and six in the hatch."

Like how stupid are you? Haven't this teacher ever heard of delivery? Like I know you want to celebrate shit and buy your students lunch, I get that? But just order a sheet pizza, maybe some wings if your kids are extra special. You don't pack 19 kids into a car the size of a Honda Fit and drive them to the mall with 2 separate trips.

This type of shit makes me realize that teachers are just stupid people like me and you. Like some people who are education majors really make me wonder. Makes me think back to my days as a disruptive student in grade school and I almost feel justified in doing the stupid shit I did. My teacher in 3rd grade obviously went to college. She probably slept with a bunch of dudes, threw together lesson plans at 2am before 8am class, partied hard and shit. It's not like she went to Harvard and was miss goody two shoes. Why did I get sent to the principal's office for shooting spit balls at my friend from across the classroom? That can't possibly be as bad as my teacher getting wasted at the club and waking up with next to some community college frat boy.

-Reginald

Birdman Buys New Pad

Birdman just bought a new mansion for $14.5 million. This is why I love Birdman. The guy just take's "Imma do me" to a whole new level. Buying $14 million dollar mansions on the reg. Just throws around money like he prints it. Like what's better? The 9 bedrooms or the 17 bathrooms? Lil' Wayne talks about his 9 or 10 bathrooms and how he can shit all day. Birdman just doubled your shit Lil' Wayne. That's why he's your father and you're just trying to be him. Like this is the ultimate party house. Get wasted out of your mind and need a place to sleep? Just stumble into one of your 9 bedrooms. Have some bowel movement problems? Bound to find one of your 17 bathrooms within 5 seconds.

I can't wait to visit this place and congratulate Birdman on his new "house." I mean I'm sure I'll get an invite because we're pretty tight. If I don't it's likely he just misplaced my invitation, no big deal I'll just shoot him a text.

-Reginald

Richard Sherman Trashes Brady and Patriots

Hell yea. I love this shit. This is why I watch sports. To see freak athletes make awesome plays and talk shit and to see dudes get physical. Love it. Sherman here is right when he says nobody is giving Seattle any love. No one is. Should they have lost to the Packers a couple weeks ago? Yes. But they didn't, and they're 4-2 and their defense has more physical specimens than a Nazi experimentation room.

Look I never gave 2 shits about Seattle. It's 3,000 miles away from me. They haven't been particularly good or bad. Just average, easy to overlook. But now I see some bad dudes there and I'm intrigued. Especially if this Sherman dude and Earl Thomas are running over to Brady after the game just to talk shit and rub a big steamy turd right in his face. Just magnificent. Like Seattle's corners are 6'4 220lbs and 6'3 205lbs. They have a safety in Kam Chancellor who's 6'3 235. Legion of boom? More like legion of I'm gonna plow your ass into the turf.

Seattle might shit the bed the rest of the year, but they got me hooked. I want to see more of Brandon Browner laying the fuck you up stick on Welker when he catches a ratty hi-low concept in the flat. Just straight buried him. Welker is still probably looking for his dick because it was separated from his body. Keep it up Seattle.

-Reginald

Buffalo Trying to Ban 18-20yr Olds on Chippewa

http://util.buffalo.com/video/?video=1897204251001

Like fuck this. Get this shit outta here. If 18-20 year olds want to come party and dance all slutty let it happen. That's how the world works now, don't try and stop it. You think your 19 year old daughter who attends community college and has a 2.1 GPA is an angel? Nope. She's most likely a slut who gives it up to any crombie wearing dude who buys her the most cranberry vodkas that night and doesn't get pissed when she vomits all over him.

Like let's face it. Kids who aren't 21 want to come party. Let them party. How else would you acquaint the next generation with knowing how to get drunk but not too drunk so they can still function later that night in the sack with some random broad they picked up who they will never talk to again? Like it's almost a science. You just have to let it happen.

Turn this shit around right away. Thursday is a party night. Let the youngins come get down. The older girls are usually too used up anyways. Nobody wants the 22 year old who has been with like 27 bajillion other dudes. Everyone's on the prowl for the young blood. Like I think this applies to older girls too. They want the younger dudes who got the spunk. I'm confident in that assessment but not completely sure.

-Reginald

Woman Straight Uppercutted

Okay so this video is circulating the internet now and let me tell you this shit is pure gold. Like what the fuck just happened here. This old man river Cleveland bus driver just straight haymakers this bitch. Gotta hand it to this girl though. Like I wouldn't even know where I was after that hit. Like her jaw has to be made out of solid rock. If that was me I'm still searching for my jaw right now. Just straight lost it and can't find it.

Get evens better though. She comes back on the bus with people screaming "you hit a girl," and this old dude is just all "I don't care!!!" Like this guy waited his whole life to just straight land a finishing blow. Unfortunately it was on a woman and he's probably fucked for the rest of his life but at least he did it. That was mortal kombat fatality shit. Like she might as well have gone 15 feet up in the air and fell down 200 feet into a pit of spikes and been impaled. I was waiting for someone in that video to yell finish her.

p.s. - Love how the guy keeps going and chokes her out and pulls her hair. Like what else do these clowns want to go to court with charges of? Instant classic video. That uppercut is going to be such a classic soundbite bit the next 2-3 years.

p.p.s - Just watched this again and it's still just as satisfying. I rage on this shit right now

-Reginald

Does this kid still live at home?

Like holy shit. Lets break this shit down.

#1. How the fuck did this kid get all of these weapons? Like those things are cutting through all those water bottles like a hit knife through butter.
#2. Who paid for all that water? Like that's at least a good $50-$60 worth of beverage. Do you think his mom found out he sliced through everything and grounded him. Took like his ninja stars away and shit.
#3. Why is this so entertaining? I watched the whole thing. I wanted to see every bottle just massacred.

This kid just went absolute ham. No holes barred. Like I bet his cousins died drowning in a pool or something. Had to have happened. What else would posses this kid to do this shit? Best part was at around 35 seconds. Just shanks the shit outta that 5 gallon jug. Fat guy possessed. I love it though. Like I don't know how long I'd do it, but I'd definitely slice some water bottles open. I love how every time he finishes a stroke too he goes to put his sword away but can't quite do it. Like his jello just won't allow his t-rex arms to reach that far. Great stuff.

p.s. - When he tries to cut through a whole 24 pack what a fail. I'd definitely cut through all 24. I mean my body is roughly 60% water but I'm not about to let H2O show me up anytime soon.

-Reginald

Kevin Costner next Bills GM?

"It's probably a better investment than Ryan Fitzpatrick.
New York Magazine is reporting that the NFL is considering endorsing and possibly investing league money in Draft Day, an upcoming feature film starring Kevin Costner as a fictional general manager of the Buffalo Bills.
According to the magazine, "it follows the GM as he parlays the first NFL draft pick (granted to the previous season's worst team) into a series of trades that burnishes the team's lackluster roster. Along the way, he must deal with his own family baggage as well as some surprising personal and romantic developments."

Let's do it. Like why not. Just make this a reality and not a fantasy. Shake the fucking building up a little. Like I was led to believe we'd have a decent team this year. Nope. Not so far. Like still time to turn shit around but right now we're playing like we literally have asshats on. Where the hell is the offense the last 6 quarters? Okay gripe on Fitzpatrick but he's scored touchdowns before even if he throws picks but right now its just everything. The defense is on some deserted island somewhere all castaway style naming volleyballs Wilson and talking to them and shit. Nothing there.

Like I hate the cock tease too. We get to play the Chiefs and Browns and beat them solidly and we get to feel like we have a decent team. Only to get fucking laid out by the big boys. It's like a girl sticking her hand down your pants but never grabbing the D. Total frustration.

I'm not completely giving up just yet. I still have hope maybe somehow this can turn into a 9-7 squeak into the playoffs team. Maybe I don't even want that. Half of me feels like I'll accept a 3-13 or 4-12 year so we're in position to draft a franchise signal caller like Geno Smith or Matt Barkely. Fuck it draft Tyler Bray in the second round if he comes out, at least he has a strong arm and can be accurate.

Can't Stand the Baseball Hate

I don't understand it. Like it doesn't compute. This is America and maybe Baseball isn't you favorite sport, like you might like Football, Basketball, or maybe even Hockey the most but how do you not like it at all? Befuddles me. Like you grew up in America, don't be weird, just appreciate a good game. Especially playoff baseball. Just nothing like October baseball. Like my one roommate hates it. Don't know why. Common thing said to hate on it, it's boring. Don't understand that.

Like I get a raging mega huge hard on watching strikeout artists toe the bump. Strikeout on a payoff pitch? I got a chubby. Clutch double to drive in 2 runs? I'm wet. Going yard in the bottom of the ninth for a walk off? Hard on for days. Like it's compelling drama that isn't scripted. What the fuck is not to like. And if you play soccer or hockey don't tell me its boring because a game might be 2-1. I see soccer and hockey games all the time that end up with that score. Those kids just must not understand the intricacies of the game or they sucked at it so they hated it.

And then I get the baseball players are pussies argument from the haters. Okay your right a guy like Mark Teixeira is a pussy. Nevermind that he's like 6'3 225lbs that doesn't mean anything. Like would you really fight him? I'd rather get a handy from a girl with sandpaper hands than try to fight him.

Sick of the haters.

p.s. - America!

Shoeless Kid Loose in Fishbowl

So yes this happened again. Another shoeless workout kid spotting. Except it wasn't in the gym, no this occurred in normal people land. You know, the place where you have to at least try to be a little socially acceptable. Like goth kids dress up in black and slit their wrists and shit but they put pants on. Fat overweight ratchets have rolls hanging out the sides of their shirts, but they are still wearing shirts. But no, don't wear shoes, we're the weirdos for thinking you should wear shoes.

Like its 40 fucking degrees outside. Your not a yeti, put on some god damn shoes. Not only the elements outside, but lets consider where this kid is walking without shoes. The Fishbowl. Yea greasy floors, I've seen people just spit randomly on those floors. 5 second rule doesn't count on them, maybe the 3 second rule, but definitely not the 5 second rule. Like nobody cleans them. Do you really think those Lackmann employees adequately mop those floors? Not a chance. Not only is this weird, but this kid is putting his feet at risk.

So think about this, this kid gets all this nasty shit on his feet and then probably goes back to his room and puts his feet in his chair, maybe a couch, probably a bed. I'm no loser tweek germophobe but that's nasty shit. Like what does he say to a girl when she finds a fucking plastic ketchup wrapper in his bed that was previously stuck to his foot? I guess I just don't get it, just plain don't understand. Let me know what you think but I think this shits weird.

Worst Morning Scenario Ever?

So in the ideal world your morning goes smooth. You wake up and get your shit done, get your promotion, get your bonus, meet a smoking hot chick at the bar that night after work when you're with your buddies, you take her home, forget her name but she doesn't care, and do the same shit the next day. That's the life. But wait. That can't happen today. You know why? Because your breakfast is fucked up and now your whole day is ruined and you get fired and you realize you have no friends to meet at the bar and you go home and watch lifetime channel and cry.

This is what happens to me one day every week at the dining hall for breakfast. Something invariably goes wrong and fucks up my day. I stew over it. Can't concentrate on stuff. Step in dog shit. Piss on my leg instead of in the toilet. Like my whole day is just out of whack. One day I'll come in and I can't wait for my bowl of steamy steel cut oats. Ya know what though? No oats. Just a fucking empty fucking metal container with burnt scraps. So I make the best out of the situation, get an omelette or bowl of cereal and I sort of recover. So I go to get my coffee. "Alright Banana's Foster I like that flavor I can dig this," go over to get creamer, push the french vanilla creamer lever and lo and behold. what the fuck, no fucking french vanilla creamer. Now I'm done. Might as well go back to bed and try again tomorrow. No steel cuts and no french vanilla creamer. Hazelnut fucking sucks and I put it in my coffee anyways but it's never the same. Just tastes too god damn hazelnutty. Can't take it.

This kind of day is the worst and don't try and defend it and be like "Oh well just deal with it." I can't. Don't defend shitty days, then you're just the shitty day defender person. You know why this day is going to be shitty? First of all I can't think because I haven't had any carbs from steel cuts to provide my brain with energy to think. I'm basically a walking vegetable. Like ya I'll say hi to you but my brain doesn't even know who you are. Roommate says hi, he might as well be a dinosaur with a tomato for a head. Doesn't compute. Hazelnut flavor is throwing me off. My whole mouth just tastes funny from it. Like how you get a piece of hair in your mouth at a meal and then your meal just never tastes the same and recovers after that. Scary stuff. This sort of day makes me feel like I'm living in communist China. Like just get me the fuck out of there.

Can't think of a worse morning than this. Maybe I'm picky but this is by far the worst shit that can happen to anyone any given day.

Nicky Saban Bashes No-Huddle Offense

"[The no-huddle]'s obviously created a tremendous advantage for the offense when teams are scoring 70 points and we're averaging 49.5 points a game," Saban said on an SEC coaches teleconference, as quoted by the Birmingham News. "With people that do those kinds of things, more and more people are going to do it.
"I just think there's got to be some sense of fairness in terms of asking, 'Is this what we want football to be?' "

But Saban wasn't just arguing against the no-huddle over its lack of "fairness" to the defenses -- he views it as a safety hazard as well.

"At some point in time, we should look at how fast we allow the game to go in terms of player safety," Saban said. "The team gets in the same formation group, you can't substitute defensive players, you go on a 14-, 16-, 18-play drive and they're snapping the ball as fast as you can go and you look out there and all your players are walking around and can't even get lined up.

"That's when guys have a much greater chance of getting hurt when they're not ready to play."

So you may or may not have heard this little tidbit from the news with Nick Saban. Apparently the no-huddle offense isn't good for football and leads to too many injuries. We should just slow the sport down to dinosaur days and run a half back dive every down. "Oh I'm sorry I'm moving too fast for your defense to line up? Why don't I just wait until the play clock to expire to allow you to get set." Matter of fact lets just take this shit back to Walter Camp days and disallow forward passes and tackling below the waist. Like what? If you're defense can't line up fast enough tough shit. Deal with it. Go cry.

What makes this unbelievable is here's the guy that prides himself on having a defense that's incredibly fast, and smart, and can make its own play calls. But no, let's slow the game down for them and give them a better opportunity to anally rape my quarterback 10 yards behind the line of scrimmage. Sounds like a blast, let me give your uber-athletes more of an advantage than just their freakish naturally ability.

Back to the whole injury thing, injuries happen in football, it's a fact. Don't say "oh you didn't give my guy time to line up so he got smashed and hurt." Uhhhh his fault buddy, better yet your fault because your the guy coaching him and telling him what to do in situations. If he isn't smart enough to get lined up maybe he shouldn't play.

Nick Saban, I realize you're a great coach but this is some of the stupidest poppy-cock I've read lately. The fact of the matter is America is all about winning and doing it in an awesome, flag waving, beer-guzzling, cheerleaders in skimpy outfits fashion. This equates to we want to see some dudes get jacked up but we also want to see some points put up on the board. Stop trying to take football back to the Cretaceous period when god damn Muttaburrasaurus was the Pimp C of every dino-club he stepped into, and don't try to slow down my no-huddle attacks. 

Shoeless Workout Warrior

Alright so tell me if you've seen this dillhole lately. Fucking shoe less workout guy. Ya I'm sorry I don't currently have a picture of this guy because I was actually working out like a normal human but just do this, imagine working out and you all of sudden see some dude jacking weights up and grunting and you look down and he's not wearing any athletic sneaker. Weird right?

Like OK, you may say this isn't weird but lets think about this for a second. Today we have science. Actually thousands of years of science. This kid is like fuck you science, I'm throwing thousands of years of you out the window and taking this shit back to greco-roman times. I'm gonna blast my fucking pecs, jack up my back, and work out the inner groin region on the machine women only use, all while doing it sneaker-less. Arch Support? Fuck that! Don't need it. Concern of bacteria attacking my feet? Bacteria doesn't fuck with me! I don't give a damn.

So what is the actual benefit of it. Like am I just the asshole who doesn't realize there is some awesome benefit of the shoe less workout? Doubtful. Considering every pro athlete endorses a sneaker of some sort and while they are working out they are wearing said sneaker I find it highly unlikely that I'm wrong and this kid is in fact a dillhole.

If I'm the asshole then let me know but for now I'm on shoe less workout guy high alert. Like I'm not on red hot we got a nuke threat alert but I'm up there. Next time I see this kid I'm going to do my best to get a pic of this. If you see this kid let me know. Shoe-less workout kid search 2012.

p.s. - If I saw Gronk working out without sneakers then I'd agree with this idea. Haven't seen it though.

2012 Presidential Debate

So as we all know the presidential debate was tonight between Obama and Romney. Politics for days right? Ya well that's what you would think if you signed onto twitter or Facebook during the debates. It's fucking hilarious how everyone who never talks about politics ever in their life all of a sudden is a political nutcase. It reminds me of how I spent one calendar day trying to figure out how to become Batman after I saw The Dark Knight in theaters. I mean OK if you're into politics or want to be a lying ass politician its cool if you talk about political shit like you really know about because odds are then you do know what you're talking about. What I fucking can't stand is the kids who fucking tweet all day about dumb ass Jersey Shore or which Kardashian is the biggest fucking retard and how she can't figure out what side of the sandwich she wants to bite first. Yes these same kids who say "I'm fucking sweet I told my professor off today!!!," are the same who all of a sudden became the most intellectual political minds ever known to the planet.

What I'm trying to say is if you're a kid who is going to be all over a candidates dick for one or two days and then go back to your fucking mindless mundane life of reality television and iced mocha latte's then shut up. I'll listen to the real experts on CNBC.