Like fuck this. Get this shit outta here. If 18-20 year olds want to come party and dance all slutty let it happen. That's how the world works now, don't try and stop it. You think your 19 year old daughter who attends community college and has a 2.1 GPA is an angel? Nope. She's most likely a slut who gives it up to any crombie wearing dude who buys her the most cranberry vodkas that night and doesn't get pissed when she vomits all over him.
Like let's face it. Kids who aren't 21 want to come party. Let them party. How else would you acquaint the next generation with knowing how to get drunk but not too drunk so they can still function later that night in the sack with some random broad they picked up who they will never talk to again? Like it's almost a science. You just have to let it happen.
Turn this shit around right away. Thursday is a party night. Let the youngins come get down. The older girls are usually too used up anyways. Nobody wants the 22 year old who has been with like 27 bajillion other dudes. Everyone's on the prowl for the young blood. Like I think this applies to older girls too. They want the younger dudes who got the spunk. I'm confident in that assessment but not completely sure.
-Reginald
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