Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Shoeless Kid Loose in Fishbowl



So yes this happened again. Another shoeless workout kid spotting. Except it wasn't in the gym, no this occurred in normal people land. You know, the place where you have to at least try to be a little socially acceptable. Like goth kids dress up in black and slit their wrists and shit but they put pants on. Fat overweight ratchets have rolls hanging out the sides of their shirts, but they are still wearing shirts. But no, don't wear shoes, we're the weirdos for thinking you should wear shoes.

Like its 40 fucking degrees outside. Your not a yeti, put on some god damn shoes. Not only the elements outside, but lets consider where this kid is walking without shoes. The Fishbowl. Yea greasy floors, I've seen people just spit randomly on those floors. 5 second rule doesn't count on them, maybe the 3 second rule, but definitely not the 5 second rule. Like nobody cleans them. Do you really think those Lackmann employees adequately mop those floors? Not a chance. Not only is this weird, but this kid is putting his feet at risk.

So think about this, this kid gets all this nasty shit on his feet and then probably goes back to his room and puts his feet in his chair, maybe a couch, probably a bed. I'm no loser tweek germophobe but that's nasty shit. Like what does he say to a girl when she finds a fucking plastic ketchup wrapper in his bed that was previously stuck to his foot? I guess I just don't get it, just plain don't understand. Let me know what you think but I think this shits weird.


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