A fire that destroyed eight units at an apartment complex in Holland Township, Mich., is believed to have been sparked by a man using a propane torch to cook a squirrel for lunch, the fire chief said. The resident was on a deck on the third floor of the Clearview Apartments. He was using a the torch to burn off the squirrel’s fur when the deck caught fire,Fire Chief Jim Kohsel told MLive.com. The resident, whose name was not released, was removing the animal’s fur in preparation to eat it, Kohsel said, according to mlive.com. Flames spread to the roof and other parts of the building. Eight apartments were destroyed and two dozen other units were damaged by smoke and water, the fire chief said.
First of all let me preface this by saying I like squirrels. They're quirky and generally fun to watch do random shit if you see one outside while you're sitting in a classroom and you're bored.
Second of all this guy is a dumbass. Look I'm not mister outdoors or anything but even I know if you're gonna kill and then cook an animal you have to skin it. And you don't skin it with a blowtorch. Total squid move. I feel like this guy was scared to get his hands dirty actually skinning it and went with the eww gross ill just burn it approach. How did that turn out? Oh ya you burned 8 apartments moron.
Moral of the story. When it comes to cooking animals be a man about it and don't take shortcuts. At least that's what I got from it.
-Reginald
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