-Yahoo News "According to reports from Pretoria, South Africa, teacher Melanie Minnie from the Rietfontein nursery school decided last Wednesday to haul her 31 wards to a mall about a mile away for a celebratory lunch. While such a trip would involve a convoy of minivans at most American preschools, for reasons that no one has yet to unearth, Minnie decided to haul all of the children herself in a Renault Clio, a subcompact five-door hatchback. Mall patrons apparently noticed children tumbling from the Clio like circus clowns and called police, who found three children in Minnie's front seat, 11 in the rear seat and six in the hatch."
Like how stupid are you? Haven't this teacher ever heard of delivery? Like I know you want to celebrate shit and buy your students lunch, I get that? But just order a sheet pizza, maybe some wings if your kids are extra special. You don't pack 19 kids into a car the size of a Honda Fit and drive them to the mall with 2 separate trips.
This type of shit makes me realize that teachers are just stupid people like me and you. Like some people who are education majors really make me wonder. Makes me think back to my days as a disruptive student in grade school and I almost feel justified in doing the stupid shit I did. My teacher in 3rd grade obviously went to college. She probably slept with a bunch of dudes, threw together lesson plans at 2am before 8am class, partied hard and shit. It's not like she went to Harvard and was miss goody two shoes. Why did I get sent to the principal's office for shooting spit balls at my friend from across the classroom? That can't possibly be as bad as my teacher getting wasted at the club and waking up with next to some community college frat boy.
-Reginald
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