I don't understand it. Like it doesn't compute. This is America and maybe Baseball isn't you favorite sport, like you might like Football, Basketball, or maybe even Hockey the most but how do you not like it at all? Befuddles me. Like you grew up in America, don't be weird, just appreciate a good game. Especially playoff baseball. Just nothing like October baseball. Like my one roommate hates it. Don't know why. Common thing said to hate on it, it's boring. Don't understand that.
Like I get a raging mega huge hard on watching strikeout artists toe the bump. Strikeout on a payoff pitch? I got a chubby. Clutch double to drive in 2 runs? I'm wet. Going yard in the bottom of the ninth for a walk off? Hard on for days. Like it's compelling drama that isn't scripted. What the fuck is not to like. And if you play soccer or hockey don't tell me its boring because a game might be 2-1. I see soccer and hockey games all the time that end up with that score. Those kids just must not understand the intricacies of the game or they sucked at it so they hated it.
And then I get the baseball players are pussies argument from the haters. Okay your right a guy like Mark Teixeira is a pussy. Nevermind that he's like 6'3 225lbs that doesn't mean anything. Like would you really fight him? I'd rather get a handy from a girl with sandpaper hands than try to fight him.
Sick of the haters.
p.s. - America!
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