Alright so tell me if you've seen this dillhole lately. Fucking shoe less workout guy. Ya I'm sorry I don't currently have a picture of this guy because I was actually working out like a normal human but just do this, imagine working out and you all of sudden see some dude jacking weights up and grunting and you look down and he's not wearing any athletic sneaker. Weird right?
Like OK, you may say this isn't weird but lets think about this for a second. Today we have science. Actually thousands of years of science. This kid is like fuck you science, I'm throwing thousands of years of you out the window and taking this shit back to greco-roman times. I'm gonna blast my fucking pecs, jack up my back, and work out the inner groin region on the machine women only use, all while doing it sneaker-less. Arch Support? Fuck that! Don't need it. Concern of bacteria attacking my feet? Bacteria doesn't fuck with me! I don't give a damn.
So what is the actual benefit of it. Like am I just the asshole who doesn't realize there is some awesome benefit of the shoe less workout? Doubtful. Considering every pro athlete endorses a sneaker of some sort and while they are working out they are wearing said sneaker I find it highly unlikely that I'm wrong and this kid is in fact a dillhole.
If I'm the asshole then let me know but for now I'm on shoe less workout guy high alert. Like I'm not on red hot we got a nuke threat alert but I'm up there. Next time I see this kid I'm going to do my best to get a pic of this. If you see this kid let me know. Shoe-less workout kid search 2012.
p.s. - If I saw Gronk working out without sneakers then I'd agree with this idea. Haven't seen it though.
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