Birdman just bought a new mansion for $14.5 million. This is why I love Birdman. The guy just take's "Imma do me" to a whole new level. Buying $14 million dollar mansions on the reg. Just throws around money like he prints it. Like what's better? The 9 bedrooms or the 17 bathrooms? Lil' Wayne talks about his 9 or 10 bathrooms and how he can shit all day. Birdman just doubled your shit Lil' Wayne. That's why he's your father and you're just trying to be him. Like this is the ultimate party house. Get wasted out of your mind and need a place to sleep? Just stumble into one of your 9 bedrooms. Have some bowel movement problems? Bound to find one of your 17 bathrooms within 5 seconds.
I can't wait to visit this place and congratulate Birdman on his new "house." I mean I'm sure I'll get an invite because we're pretty tight. If I don't it's likely he just misplaced my invitation, no big deal I'll just shoot him a text.
-Reginald
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