Thursday, October 11, 2012

Kevin Costner next Bills GM?


"It's probably a better investment than Ryan Fitzpatrick.
New York Magazine is reporting that the NFL is considering endorsing and possibly investing league money in Draft Day, an upcoming feature film starring Kevin Costner as a fictional general manager of the Buffalo Bills.
According to the magazine, "it follows the GM as he parlays the first NFL draft pick (granted to the previous season's worst team) into a series of trades that burnishes the team's lackluster roster. Along the way, he must deal with his own family baggage as well as some surprising personal and romantic developments."
Let's do it. Like why not. Just make this a reality and not a fantasy. Shake the fucking building up a little. Like I was led to believe we'd have a decent team this year. Nope. Not so far. Like still time to turn shit around but right now we're playing like we literally have asshats on. Where the hell is the offense the last 6 quarters? Okay gripe on Fitzpatrick but he's scored touchdowns before even if he throws picks but right now its just everything. The defense is on some deserted island somewhere all castaway style naming volleyballs Wilson and talking to them and shit. Nothing there.

Like I hate the cock tease too. We get to play the Chiefs and Browns and beat them solidly and we get to feel like we have a decent team. Only to get fucking laid out by the big boys. It's like a girl sticking her hand down your pants but never grabbing the D. Total frustration.

I'm not completely giving up just yet. I still have hope maybe somehow this can turn into a 9-7 squeak into the playoffs team. Maybe I don't even want that. Half of me feels like I'll accept a 3-13 or 4-12 year so we're in position to draft a franchise signal caller like Geno Smith or Matt Barkely. Fuck it draft Tyler Bray in the second round if he comes out, at least he has a strong arm and can be accurate.

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